My life feels like an apocalypse happened and we are the last survivors left holding onto each other and cherishing the happy past we had. but then I wake up and realise the world is destroyed and now the new beginning is the end.
getting stabbed at a lady gaga concert because you don’t yaas
Possibly the funniest moment of my childhood.
*steals ur credit card*
hasta la visa
is that hermione granger
It’s LeviOsa not levio-ra-ra-ah- ah-aaah.
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
so you wanna play with magic
This is so important.
Now you gotta do what you gotta do
i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
and im waiting for my parents reaction
”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found
“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands
1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens
mom: hey honey i’m home, i hope you’ve had a nice couple of days- have you been sitting by your computer this entire time
showed this to my mom she was like “no u look way worse than that by the time i find you”