thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

(Source: cuntywest)



itstonybetch:

versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?



why do a lot of straight people on tumblr have to bitch and whine over a joke? when you’re made fun of every single day in school for liking the opposite sex, attacked for your sexuality and stripped of certain rights then you can complain. even then you don’t see gays on tumblr bitching about gay jokes. it’s probably cause we’re used to them and have actual backbone.

itstonybetch:

versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?

why do a lot of straight people on tumblr have to bitch and whine over a joke? when you’re made fun of every single day in school for liking the opposite sex, attacked for your sexuality and stripped of certain rights then you can complain. even then you don’t see gays on tumblr bitching about gay jokes. it’s probably cause we’re used to them and have actual backbone.




(Source: ediebrit)




drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

(Source: thetwelfthtardis)



♡ ELLA ♡ #lorde #ellaoconner #ella #oconner #theloveclub #pureheroine #newzealand #ellaphants #lordemusic #bravado #royals #milliondollarbills #bitingdown #tenniscourt #400lux #ribs #buzzcutseason #team #gloryandgore #stillsane #whiteteethteens #aworldalone #the #love #club #pure #heroine

♡ ELLA ♡ #lorde #ellaoconner #ella #oconner #theloveclub #pureheroine #newzealand #ellaphants #lordemusic #bravado #royals #milliondollarbills #bitingdown #tenniscourt #400lux #ribs #buzzcutseason #team #gloryandgore #stillsane #whiteteethteens #aworldalone #the #love #club #pure #heroine



and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid



panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

(Source: fellatioutboy)




oknope:

oh my god the boy beside her 

(Source: idkgifss)




covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life

(Source: rooneymaraz)



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death-by-lulz:

http://media.tumblr.com/09b76f588350ecdfd447030145734de8/tumblr_inline_mxk2cyEH841rpx9q2.gif

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: sizvideos)






lanaisbetterthanu:

ultraviolenceofficial:

marinaswife:

Play this at my funeral

Lana shading Cedric Gervais

and cedric unfollowed lana on twitter after it




(Source: puvies)



(Source: b-e-a-u-t-y-of-being-n-u-m-b)